It's normal to have mornings where you don't feel like grabbing the world by the junk - even Jake Gyllenhaal has days he doesn't feel like slaying it. On those days, fake it 'til you make it - just slap at the computer keys until 5pm and pretend you'd wear sweatpants even if they made jeans your size.
Making it 'til you fake it, on the other hand, is a common sexual practice popular in the Great Plains.